unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*
Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
Me: getting crazy up in here

planturs:

what i planned to do this summer

  1. paint and make art
  2. hang out with friends
  3. exercise 

what i actually did

  1. cried
  2. blogged
  3. ruined every friendship i have

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

black-poison-heart:

momentary-lapse-of-roger:

Is it bad that we all know exactly what song they’re talking about…?

I think it’s awesome, not bad

black-poison-heart:

momentary-lapse-of-roger:

Is it bad that we all know exactly what song they’re talking about…?

I think it’s awesome, not bad

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

foodffs:

OMG - It’s as I’ve always imagined it would be.